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27
Nov
2009
Sexy Black Dress Party | New Jersey Bars
Dear Ladies…get your black dresses!
You know I love you and all Mom…awesome to visit you as always…but tonight, I kinda wish I was 4 hours south of your house…in Woodbridge, NJ. Yeah, I said it…for the first and may I note ONLY time in my life, I am wishing that regardless of where I am right at this particular moment, I would rather be in Woodbridge, NJ. No offense Woodbridge…but I understand if you are…I just dogged your town. Actually, I’m just really thrown off right now because me lady (no, I didn’t misspell “my”…I’m just trying to sound creepy) in the flyer below is blowing me a kiss. That’s right, she’s blowing it to me! Kinda how every stripper looks into your eyes like you’re the only guy in the room. Actually…not really sure on that one, but it’s what all my friends tell me.
Wheww…ok, got off topic there for a bit, but tonight @ Big Shots in Woodbridge, NJ. You’re not going to want to miss this. It’s a Sexxxy Black Dress Party (pretty self explanatory) sponsored by Johnny Walker Black…mmmmmm! Read the details on the flyer for everything else lazy.
Let’s recap all the inappropriate things in this post:
MOM, girls on print ads that I think like me, STRIPPERS, sexy black dresses, and booze.
There it is ladies! I AM single, and to answer your question…yes, I am that one you can take home to mom.
25
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve at New Jersey Bars and Nightclubs | Episode 3
Just cause I don’t believe that you read my first 2 posts today…and I really believe 3rd time’s a charm (ask any of my ex girlfriends)…I am back one final time to help point you in the direction of your choice. That’s right, UpAfterDusk.com is like one of those books you had back when you were a kid (depending how old you are) …we are a choose your own adventure. Yes, that’s it…we are a choose your own adventure site for adults (aka choose where you’re going to party and probably make some poor decisions). I know, it’s super corny, but I’d appreciate it if you gave me a pass on this one.
Alright, so for the 3rd time now…and everyone altogether…
It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve!
25
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve at New Jersey Bars and Nightclubs | Episode 2
Last time we talked, I was embarking on a 4 hour drive, and explaining to you how you could have a direct involvement in me getting a private jet. Should’ve thrown an incentive in there…if you try your bestest in telling all your friends about UpAfterDusk.com, I’ll pick one lucky UpAfterDusk.com fan (aka a cute girl) to get use of it for a weekend. Ok, I’m done with the nonsense. Sorry, only acting a little weird cause I’ve just been in the car by myself for 4 hours. But I’m here! @ mom’s…and I’m sure you probably really care.
Anyways, just to reinforce from last post when you were having your morning coffee…
It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve!
25
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve at New Jersey Bars and Nightclubs | Episode 1
It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve!
Yay to the biggest bar night of the year! You know what I’m really excited about? Being in my car for the next 4 hours (can you sense the sarcasm). If you tell more people about UpAfterDusk.com, someday I’ll be able to afford that private jet I’ve always wanted.
I know it’s only the morning, but aren’t you curious…just a little curious as to where you’re going to have your first drink after work tonight? You should be!
24
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve At New Jersey Bars | Whiskey Bar, Hoboken, NJ
6 PICKS OF THANKSGIVING EVE BASHES IN NEW JERSEY
#5 of 6 (in no particular order) Whiskey Bar, Hoboken, NJ
but first…
Thanksgiving Eve = Biggest of biggest bar nights of the year.
(so what, it’s not proper English…I invent language…remember, I’m the artist here)
Thanksgiving Eve = Biggest night of awkward conversations.
(come on…it’s a notorious night cause most people go home, go out, and run into people they have not seen for years. Even though labeled awkward, you actually, secretly, long for this night all year…why?…cause you have issuess).
UpAfterDusk.com’s 101 guide to “Awkward Conversations” on Thanksgiving Eve.
(you might remember our famous 101 guide to “New Jersey Fist Pumping”)
You: Hey, how are you? You look great! Whatchu been up to?
Them: Doing great! Thanks. Just workin…you know. What about you? You look great too.
You: Oh, thanks. Yeah, same here. You know, workin, doin my thing.
(now pause, smile…a little…and nod your head. This will evoke them to also nod their head and then cause them to say…”cool” ….this is your sign to take control)
You (again): Alright then, well nice seeing you. We should like hook up through facebook or something…catch up sometime?
Them: Sure! Sounds great…look forward to it.
There it is…now you move on, realize you’re not going to see or talk to them at least til next Thanksgiving Eve, or longer….then start this dance all over with someone else.
THANKSGIVING EVE BASH
Whiskey Bar, Hoboken, NJ
Spit-Roast Muppet, an awesomely fun band disassembled over a year ago, but are coming back for a special reunion show at their “home away from home”…Whiskey Bar. Love this place…love the booze…love the music…love the ladies!
24
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve at New Jersey Bars | Jenks Nightclub, Point Pleasant, NJ
6 PICKS OF THANKSGIVING EVE BASHES IN NEW JERSEY
#4 of 6 (in no particular order) Jenks Nightclub, Point Pleasant, NJ
but first…
Thanksgiving Eve = Biggest of biggest bar nights of the year.
(so what, it’s not proper English…I invent language…remember, I’m the artist here)
Thanksgiving Eve = Biggest night of awkward conversations.
(come on…it’s a notorious night cause most people go home, go out, and run into people they have not seen for years. Even though labeled awkward, you actually, secretly, long for this night all year…why?…cause you have issuess).
UpAfterDusk.com’s 101 guide to “Awkward Conversations” on Thanksgiving Eve.
(you might remember our famous 101 guide to “New Jersey Fist Pumping”)
You: Hey, how are you? You look great! Whatchu been up to?
Them: Doing great! Thanks. Just workin…you know. What about you? You look great too.
You: Oh, thanks. Yeah, same here. You know, workin, doin my thing.
(now pause, smile…a little…and nod your head. This will evoke them to also nod their head and then cause them to say…”cool” ….this is your sign to take control)
You (again): Alright then, well nice seeing you. We should like hook up through facebook or something…catch up sometime?
Them: Sure! Sounds great…look forward to it.
There it is…now you move on, realize you’re not going to see or talk to them at least til next Thanksgiving Eve, or longer….then start this dance all over with someone else.
THANKSGIVING EVE BASH
Jenks Nightclub, Point Pleasant, NJ
The Jersey Shore and Turkeys have always been synonymous. What??? That’s really an absurd claim, but noone ever reads this far down anyways. If not a benny and live down the shore all year, get your ass over to Jenks for Thanksgiving Eve…gonna be a blast!
23
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve at New Jersey Bars | Rogo’s Bar & Grill, Hoboken, NJ
6 PICKS OF THANKSGIVING EVE BASHES IN NEW JERSEY
#2 of 6 (in no particular order) Rogos Bar and Grill, Hoboken, NJ
but first…
Thanksgiving Eve = Biggest of biggest bar nights of the year.
(so what, it’s not proper English…I invent language…remember, I’m the artist here)
Thanksgiving Eve = Biggest night of awkward conversations.
(come on…it’s a notorious night cause most people go home, go out, and run into people they have not seen for years. Even though labeled awkward, you actually, secretly, long for this night all year…why?…cause you have issuess).
UpAfterDusk.com’s 101 guide to “Awkward Conversations” on Thanksgiving Eve.
(you might remember our famous 101 guide to “New Jersey Fist Pumping”)
You: Hey, how are you? You look great! Whatchu been up to?
Them: Doing great! Thanks. Just workin…you know. What about you? You look great too.
You: Oh, thanks. Yeah, same here. You know, workin, doin my thing.
(now pause, smile…a little…and nod your head. This will evoke them to also nod their head and then cause them to say…”cool” ….this is your sign to take control)
You (again): Alright then, well nice seeing you. We should like hook up through facebook or something…catch up sometime?
Them: Sure! Sounds great…look forward to it.
There it is…now you move on, realize you’re not going to see or talk to them at least til next Thanksgiving Eve, or longer….then start this dance all over with someone else.
THANKSGIVING EVE BASH
Rogo’s Bar and Grill, Hoboken, NJ
Great spot in Hoboken with 2 levels and 2 bars. Thanksgiving Eve will have super, super, super cheap drinks for ya from 8-11pm.
18
Nov
2009
UFC 106 Ortiz vs. Griffin | Watch at New Jersey Bars, Episode 1
I’m gonna make this real quick and simple guys…mainly because I’m lacking any sort of creative inspiration and I’ve been on the road all day. And…I’m still not home, but I’ve missed everyone sooooooooooooo much, and I care for you soooooooooo much, that I had to stop at a convenient wireless location (a bar.) to write for you.
So here it is…COMING SOON! STAY POSTED! Over the next 2 days, UpAfterDusk.com will show you where you can watch UFC 106 this Saturday. Should be good…Tito Ortiz and Forrest Griffin will square off for the first time since 2006, which was one of the most memorable UFC battles of all time! Like I said, chill out…and STAY TUNED. Trust me, I’m here for you….in fact, I love you…that’s right, I said it…and I’m not ashamed….I love you.
17
Nov
2009
New Jersey Bars | “The Lonely Bartender”
Storytime kids…
The Lonely Bartender
It was a sunny and kind of mild Tuesday. A few clouds in the sky and folks were hustling and bustling about settling into yet another work week. Cubicles, lunch breaks, conference calls, and TPS reports are on everyone’s minds…but not the lonely bartender’s. He (or she) waits patiently, not bound by the structured daily grind…but bound by boredom…caused by your daily grind. The lonely bartender does not stop just because you are working. Sure it’s Tuesday, but find solace in the ideal of someone out there…out there, waiting for you…selflessly. Some of them do want your money, but really, what they want most is you. Like your eager to please, cute little puppy at home, they just want some company (I guess that analogy is a stretch, but whatever, I’m the artist here…not you!). Here’s what I urge you to do. When you exit your cubicle, then the parking garage, think of the lonely bartender. Maybe you wanna go visit one. Give them a hug. Humbly say thank you. So…today, Tuesday, go love a bartender…responsibly of course.
16
Nov
2009
New Jersey Bars | New Jersey Beer Pong
What better way to welcome in the week than with a healthy game of beer pong. I know it’s Monday night, but what else are you going to do? The Cleveland Browns are on Monday Night Football…come on, the freakin Browns! The guys at MNF are practically forcing you to do something else instead. Here’s your two options tonight for all the young (over 21 of course, c’mon), cheap beer guzzling, single (obviously), no day job having, and wanna be world pong champions…
