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29
Dec
2009
New Years Eve, New Jersey Bars, New Jersey Nightclubs
We’re almost there…the 00’s are coming to a close. Now on to the 10’s, teens, or whatever the hell you feel like calling them. All’s I know, is the Bills didn’t make the NFL playoffs at all during the past decade, so the 10’s are where we go to a bunch of Super Bowls and lose ‘em all again…can’t wait.
So let’s get close, snuggle up a bit, and you can tell me what you’re doing for New Year’s Eve in a couple days. If you don’t have a clue, I guess that just means you’re a loser. Just kidding, I’m here to help with your decision making process.
Click on baby new year (or here) and find what’s going on @ New Jersey Nightclubs and New Jersey Bars for New Years 2010.
Oh yeah, if can’t figure it out, once at UpAfterDusk.com , click on the calendar icon to select the 31st to see everything!
21
Dec
2009
Bad Santa + New Years Eve at New Jersey Bars & Nightclubs
Getting close to Christmas!
Lots goin on tonight & tomorrow night @ all your favorite New Jersey bars & nightclubs. We got the action listed for you @ UpAfterDusk.com.
Also, made your New Years plans yet? …just curious as to where the parties are across the state? Go to UpAfterDusk.com again (unless you’re still there captivated the beauty of space & design…we know you love us), but here’s your instructions (might be tough, but I believe in you): click on the “future events” icon…then select the 31st…and wham…there you go…all the New Years Parties.
Here’s some Bad Santa:
18
Dec
2009
New Jersey Bars & Nightclubs this weekend! Snow bitches!!!
I know, I’ve been a little lax on these posts over the past couple weeks, but I’ve been busy with my new job as an instructor at Fighter Weapons School…that’s Top Gun for you people that really aren’t as cool as you think.
Weekend’s here people and the snow is finally coming!!! Get your snowmobiles, snow shoes, sleds, reindeer, donkeys, or what ever the hell it is your gonna use to get out and celebrate tonight! Celebrate you ask? What’s to celebrate today? Well, if you’re too miserable to just feel the need to celebrate life…then get out and celebrate my awesomeness!
Click on the pic of what your car is going to look like Sunday morning to get all the drink specials, DJs, live music, and special events for the weekend.
BTW…once you click on the snow, you can go to our calendar icon and select the 31st…we’s got some of the hottest New Years Eve Party’s in the state.
8
Dec
2009
UpAfterDusk.com has drink specials for you @ New Jersey Bars!
Happy Tuesday everyone!!!! I really don’t have much to say (I’m sure you’re sooooo disappointed), but really needed to post something recent. It’s been like a week and a half since my last post (remember, when I fell in love with a chick on a piece of paper blowing a kiss at me). It obviously took a while for me to get over my most recent crush…but, I’m back! In all seriousness we’ve been super busy @ UpAfterDusk.com with some exciting things in the works. Exciting, I tell you, EXCITING!
UpAfterDusk.com is going to reward you for sitting at your computer and staring at our website. We’re going to reward you for being our creepy “fan” on Facebook. We’re going to reward you following our tweets…and for reading my incorherent rants on this blog. Really, we’re rewarding you for your lack of a life…and then helping by make it more exciting. I know, we’re pretty cool.
To give an example…
HERE’S YOUR INSTRUCTIONS:
1.) Go to:
http://www.upafterdusk.com/venue-search/New-Jersey/
2.) Sort the daily list by:
“ Event”
3.) Scroll down to find where you can go to be rewarded.
The event will be labled:
“Promoter List @ Door | (promoter name)”
4.) Click on the bar name to view the bar’s calendar with the “list details” (a.ka. cover discounts,
drink specials, etc.)
5.) Go to the bar & @ the door, say you are on the promoter (name) list.
Nothing listed for a particular day? You know you can click the calendar icon to choose another day right? The calendar icon is on the top right on the daily list.
See! We really do love you @ UpAfterDusk.com
Stay tuned as we begin adding more bars across the state after January 1st!
27
Nov
2009
Sexy Black Dress Party | New Jersey Bars
Dear Ladies…get your black dresses!
You know I love you and all Mom…awesome to visit you as always…but tonight, I kinda wish I was 4 hours south of your house…in Woodbridge, NJ. Yeah, I said it…for the first and may I note ONLY time in my life, I am wishing that regardless of where I am right at this particular moment, I would rather be in Woodbridge, NJ. No offense Woodbridge…but I understand if you are…I just dogged your town. Actually, I’m just really thrown off right now because me lady (no, I didn’t misspell “my”…I’m just trying to sound creepy) in the flyer below is blowing me a kiss. That’s right, she’s blowing it to me! Kinda how every stripper looks into your eyes like you’re the only guy in the room. Actually…not really sure on that one, but it’s what all my friends tell me.
Wheww…ok, got off topic there for a bit, but tonight @ Big Shots in Woodbridge, NJ. You’re not going to want to miss this. It’s a Sexxxy Black Dress Party (pretty self explanatory) sponsored by Johnny Walker Black…mmmmmm! Read the details on the flyer for everything else lazy.
Let’s recap all the inappropriate things in this post:
MOM, girls on print ads that I think like me, STRIPPERS, sexy black dresses, and booze.
There it is ladies! I AM single, and to answer your question…yes, I am that one you can take home to mom.
26
Nov
2009
Happy Thanksgiving! …from UpAfterDusk.com | New Jersey Nightlife & Entertainment
Today I’m going to take a break from my normal sarcasm, cleverness, and overall wizardry with words to give you this….
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
And…don’t forget what this day is truly about. No matter what goes on in our lives, you can always take a break…take a moment…and recognize what you have in your life that you are truly thankful for…show thanks. And as always, think of those less fortunate than you are…or someone who just may be in need of some company…and give back.
25
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve at New Jersey Bars and Nightclubs | Episode 3
Just cause I don’t believe that you read my first 2 posts today…and I really believe 3rd time’s a charm (ask any of my ex girlfriends)…I am back one final time to help point you in the direction of your choice. That’s right, UpAfterDusk.com is like one of those books you had back when you were a kid (depending how old you are) …we are a choose your own adventure. Yes, that’s it…we are a choose your own adventure site for adults (aka choose where you’re going to party and probably make some poor decisions). I know, it’s super corny, but I’d appreciate it if you gave me a pass on this one.
Alright, so for the 3rd time now…and everyone altogether…
It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve!
25
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve at New Jersey Bars and Nightclubs | Episode 2
Last time we talked, I was embarking on a 4 hour drive, and explaining to you how you could have a direct involvement in me getting a private jet. Should’ve thrown an incentive in there…if you try your bestest in telling all your friends about UpAfterDusk.com, I’ll pick one lucky UpAfterDusk.com fan (aka a cute girl) to get use of it for a weekend. Ok, I’m done with the nonsense. Sorry, only acting a little weird cause I’ve just been in the car by myself for 4 hours. But I’m here! @ mom’s…and I’m sure you probably really care.
Anyways, just to reinforce from last post when you were having your morning coffee…
It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve!
25
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve at New Jersey Bars and Nightclubs | Episode 1
It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve! It’s Thanksgiving Eve!
Yay to the biggest bar night of the year! You know what I’m really excited about? Being in my car for the next 4 hours (can you sense the sarcasm). If you tell more people about UpAfterDusk.com, someday I’ll be able to afford that private jet I’ve always wanted.
I know it’s only the morning, but aren’t you curious…just a little curious as to where you’re going to have your first drink after work tonight? You should be!
24
Nov
2009
Thanksgiving Eve At New Jersey Bars | Whiskey Bar, Hoboken, NJ
6 PICKS OF THANKSGIVING EVE BASHES IN NEW JERSEY
#5 of 6 (in no particular order) Whiskey Bar, Hoboken, NJ
but first…
Thanksgiving Eve = Biggest of biggest bar nights of the year.
(so what, it’s not proper English…I invent language…remember, I’m the artist here)
Thanksgiving Eve = Biggest night of awkward conversations.
(come on…it’s a notorious night cause most people go home, go out, and run into people they have not seen for years. Even though labeled awkward, you actually, secretly, long for this night all year…why?…cause you have issuess).
UpAfterDusk.com’s 101 guide to “Awkward Conversations” on Thanksgiving Eve.
(you might remember our famous 101 guide to “New Jersey Fist Pumping”)
You: Hey, how are you? You look great! Whatchu been up to?
Them: Doing great! Thanks. Just workin…you know. What about you? You look great too.
You: Oh, thanks. Yeah, same here. You know, workin, doin my thing.
(now pause, smile…a little…and nod your head. This will evoke them to also nod their head and then cause them to say…”cool” ….this is your sign to take control)
You (again): Alright then, well nice seeing you. We should like hook up through facebook or something…catch up sometime?
Them: Sure! Sounds great…look forward to it.
There it is…now you move on, realize you’re not going to see or talk to them at least til next Thanksgiving Eve, or longer….then start this dance all over with someone else.
THANKSGIVING EVE BASH
Whiskey Bar, Hoboken, NJ
Spit-Roast Muppet, an awesomely fun band disassembled over a year ago, but are coming back for a special reunion show at their “home away from home”…Whiskey Bar. Love this place…love the booze…love the music…love the ladies!
