27
Nov
2009
Sexy Black Dress Party | New Jersey Bars
Dear Ladies…get your black dresses!
You know I love you and all Mom…awesome to visit you as always…but tonight, I kinda wish I was 4 hours south of your house…in Woodbridge, NJ. Yeah, I said it…for the first and may I note ONLY time in my life, I am wishing that regardless of where I am right at this particular moment, I would rather be in Woodbridge, NJ. No offense Woodbridge…but I understand if you are…I just dogged your town. Actually, I’m just really thrown off right now because me lady (no, I didn’t misspell “my”…I’m just trying to sound creepy) in the flyer below is blowing me a kiss. That’s right, she’s blowing it to me! Kinda how every stripper looks into your eyes like you’re the only guy in the room. Actually…not really sure on that one, but it’s what all my friends tell me.
Wheww…ok, got off topic there for a bit, but tonight @ Big Shots in Woodbridge, NJ. You’re not going to want to miss this. It’s a Sexxxy Black Dress Party (pretty self explanatory) sponsored by Johnny Walker Black…mmmmmm! Read the details on the flyer for everything else lazy.
Let’s recap all the inappropriate things in this post:
MOM, girls on print ads that I think like me, STRIPPERS, sexy black dresses, and booze.
There it is ladies! I AM single, and to answer your question…yes, I am that one you can take home to mom.
3
Aug
2009
Texas Hold Em Poker // New Jersey Bars Tonight // Big Shots, Woodbridge, NJ
Monday is Poker night @ Big Shots in Woodbridge, NJ…
So, because of that, I have a super corny poker joke for you. I deserve any comments that come back at me for this, but every once in awhile you need a stupid joke to make you laugh on a Monday…or rather laugh at me & call me names. Either way…
Why did the elephant not like playing poker in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.
Yep…brilliant…got more where those came from. If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll share some more this week. Have a good one about a fish.
Bring your poker face down to Big Shots tonight if you’re down.
Game Times: 7pm & 9pm
20
Jul
2009
Texas Hold Em // New Jersey Bars Tonight // Big Shots, Woodbridge, NJ
Tonighit @ Big Shots in Woodbridge:
Texas Hold Em Poker
No Buy Ins
Game Times @ 7pm & 9pm
“When you’re at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”
- Doyle Brunson
Read his blog
Doyle Brunson: A Poker Legend
Doyle Brunson is an iconic American professional poker player who has played professionally for over 50 years. He is the first two-time World Series of Poker main event champion to win 
consecutively, a Poker Hall of Fame inductee, and the author of several highly influential books on poker.
Brunson is the first player to earn $1 million in poker tournaments and has won ten World Series of Poker bracelets throughout his career, tied with Johnny Chan for second all-time, one behind Phil Hellmuth’s eleven. He is also one of only four players to have won the Main Event at the World Series of Poker multiple times, which he did in 1976 and 1977. He is also one of only two players, along with Bill Boyd, to have won bracelets at the WSOP in four consecutive years. In addition, he is the first of five players to win both the WSOP Main Event and a World Poker Tour title. In January 2006, Bluff Magazine voted Brunson the #1 most influential force in the world of poker.
17
Jul
2009
Beach Bash ALL Weekend!!! // New Jersey Bars Tonight // Big Shots, Woodbridge
So they dumped a bunch of sand in the patio, making their bartenders wear bikinis (the girls of course), fired up the grill, shucked some clams, allowing you to acquire a corona for 2 bucks, brought in a killing DJ, and called a radio station in to broadcast all weekend…
So I’m thinking the very least you can do is show up thirsty, hungry, and in a bathing suit.
15
Jul
2009
New Jersey Bars Tonight // Live Music, Outdoor Patio // Big Shots, Woodbridge, NJ
I just took a picture of the sky today:
I authorize everyone to leave work immediately!!
Well if you really don’t want to, I understand. But I can’t understand any reason you wouldn’t want to get out and enjoy the weather AFTER you get out of work. Plus it’s right in time to scoot over to Big Shots in Woodbridge, NJ. They have a great outdoor patio…my favorite in central jerzeeeeee anyways. The atmosphere is chill, and tonight there is live music by The Benjamins. They need no introduction. If you’re from New Jersey, you’ve heard of them…and probably slow danced at one of their shows. Haha…just kidding…they are a great, high energy cover band & a staple on the Jersey music scene.
