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Nov
2009
Sexy Black Dress Party | New Jersey Bars
Dear Ladies…get your black dresses!
You know I love you and all Mom…awesome to visit you as always…but tonight, I kinda wish I was 4 hours south of your house…in Woodbridge, NJ. Yeah, I said it…for the first and may I note ONLY time in my life, I am wishing that regardless of where I am right at this particular moment, I would rather be in Woodbridge, NJ. No offense Woodbridge…but I understand if you are…I just dogged your town. Actually, I’m just really thrown off right now because me lady (no, I didn’t misspell “my”…I’m just trying to sound creepy) in the flyer below is blowing me a kiss. That’s right, she’s blowing it to me! Kinda how every stripper looks into your eyes like you’re the only guy in the room. Actually…not really sure on that one, but it’s what all my friends tell me.
Wheww…ok, got off topic there for a bit, but tonight @ Big Shots in Woodbridge, NJ. You’re not going to want to miss this. It’s a Sexxxy Black Dress Party (pretty self explanatory) sponsored by Johnny Walker Black…mmmmmm! Read the details on the flyer for everything else lazy.
Let’s recap all the inappropriate things in this post:
MOM, girls on print ads that I think like me, STRIPPERS, sexy black dresses, and booze.
There it is ladies! I AM single, and to answer your question…yes, I am that one you can take home to mom.
4
Nov
2009
Harlem Liqueur Tasting Party! | 2 days to RSVP!
So do we all remember Swanky Bubbles in Cherry Hill, NJ from our Halloween Party 2009 feature? Here’s a link to refresh your memory. But no need to freak out kids, all the danger is gone…the vampires left…I called ahead, don’t worry…I’m looking out for you. And actually, if you believed me about the real vampires, you probably shouldn’t be going to Swanky’s liquor tasting party…lay off the booze punk.
Anyways, next Monday, November 9th, Nolet Spirits (the family that brings you Ketel One Vodka) is introducing Harlem Kruiden Liqueur @ Swanky Bubbles in Cherry Hill. The party starts @ 9pm. It is an RSVP event, and you have til November 6th to do so. RSVP to Rob Ortiz at rortiz@noletspirits.com.
Harlem is a shot drink imported from Holland. This is a new brand in the area and I haven’t tried it, so my ever influential & expert review is not available to you. But, if the folks from Ketel One are behind it, my bet is it’s definitely worth checking out. Here’s a little snipet, “Harlem is a kruiden based shot drink. Kruiden is the term the Dutch use to describe the herbs that give Harlem its distinctively smooth taste. Harlem is imported from Holland and named after Haarlem, a Dutch town just outside of Amsterdam.”
