27
Nov
2009
Sexy Black Dress Party | New Jersey Bars
Dear Ladies…get your black dresses!
You know I love you and all Mom…awesome to visit you as always…but tonight, I kinda wish I was 4 hours south of your house…in Woodbridge, NJ. Yeah, I said it…for the first and may I note ONLY time in my life, I am wishing that regardless of where I am right at this particular moment, I would rather be in Woodbridge, NJ. No offense Woodbridge…but I understand if you are…I just dogged your town. Actually, I’m just really thrown off right now because me lady (no, I didn’t misspell “my”…I’m just trying to sound creepy) in the flyer below is blowing me a kiss. That’s right, she’s blowing it to me! Kinda how every stripper looks into your eyes like you’re the only guy in the room. Actually…not really sure on that one, but it’s what all my friends tell me.
Wheww…ok, got off topic there for a bit, but tonight @ Big Shots in Woodbridge, NJ. You’re not going to want to miss this. It’s a Sexxxy Black Dress Party (pretty self explanatory) sponsored by Johnny Walker Black…mmmmmm! Read the details on the flyer for everything else lazy.
Let’s recap all the inappropriate things in this post:
MOM, girls on print ads that I think like me, STRIPPERS, sexy black dresses, and booze.
There it is ladies! I AM single, and to answer your question…yes, I am that one you can take home to mom.
7
Nov
2009
New Jersey Bars Tonight | Teacher Tribute @ Jenks Nightclub, Point Pleasant, NJ
Ok, still on the teacher kick. Like our last post, this is another party in honor of our teachers! Damn, you guys are getting it good this weekend…must be nice! When’s the weekend dedicated to those who run nightlife websites and bring a vital public service to society? Just kidding, teachers deserve to get recognized more than just one weekend…they have one of the most important jobs on the planet!
So here’s your party tonight…and it’s down the shore! Tonight, Jenks Nightclub in Point Pleasant is having a huge teacher bash. From 8pm – 9pm you get a free buffet and complimentary beer and wine. To get into this, you need to print out an invitation here. The party continues after with Jet Set Zero performing live. $1 drafts all night and $2 flavored vodka drinks. Cover starts @ 10pm. Have fun and go learn something @ Jenks tonight. I’m not planning on learning anything tonight…in fact I’ll probably end the night a little dumber than when I started.
30
Oct
2009
New Jersey Halloween Parties 2009 | Bar A, Belmar, NJ
The Shore! The Shore! Go to Belmar for #25 on our New Jersey Bar Halloween tour.
Venue #25 :
Bar A in Belmar, NJ is always one of the coolest bars to hang during the summer. It’s huge and there’s just tons of fun shit to do every day and every night. Their annual Halloween Bash and costume contest is definitely cray. Come party with the band Life Speed…great jersey cover band…there will be lots of fist pumping, so be prepared. Also, $500 to the best costume.
Get the recap of our 40 New Jersey Halloween Venues here:
30
Oct
2009
New Jersey Halloween Parties 2009 | The Stone Pony, Asbury Park, NJ
Here we go with venue #23 of 40 on our wacky tour of Halloween Parties @ New Jersey bars and nightclubs
Venue #23 :
The Stone Pony in Asbury Park is one of the most legendary rock clubs in the country! A guy named Bruce famously started making a name for himself here. Halloween’s going to be a great party. John Eddie is going to be tearing the house down! If you’ve never checked out one of his show’s, you’re missing out. Special guests are Brian Bisbee and Rebel Nightl. And yes, there will be cash and prizes awarded to best costume, sexiest costume, and funniest costume. Doors open @ 7:30pm peeps.
Get the recap of our 40 New Jersey Halloween Venues here:
28
Oct
2009
New Jersey Halloween Parties 2009 | The Headliner, Neptune, NJ
The shore isn’t completely shut down after the summer….evidence is here with our #10 out of 40 New Jersey Halloween venues.
Venue #10 :
The Headliner in Neptune, NJ is big time hoppin club in the summer, but don’t let that fool you…they still party on the weekends through the winter. The Headliner’s official Halloween costume party is on this Friday, the 30th. So here’s my question…do you like Vegas? Of course you do….if you win best costume…YOU WIN A TRIP TO VEGAS…again…YOU WIN A TRIP TO VEGAS. Live music by the band Freak, DJ Charlie Bucket spinning your favorites, and a bunch of drink specials. Go get your Halloween on!
Get the recap of our 40 New Jersey Halloween venues here:
28
Oct
2009
New Jersey Halloween Parties 2009 | Whiskey Bar, Hoboken, NJ
Back up to Hoboken and to stop #8 on our Halloween Party tour of New Jersey…hopefully y’all find this as a good as to where the parties are at. Obviously, there are more than 40 venues to go to, but honestly, I have no patience to tell you everything…come on!
Venue #8 :
Whiskey Bar is one of the coolest bars in Hoboken to check out live music…yes LIVE MUSIC…some of you peeps forget that there are other forms of entertainment other than DJs. Both Mischief Night and Halloween night, there are costume contests going on. Friday night, the band is No Standards…Saturday night the band is Jet Set Zero.
Get the recap of our 40 New Jersey Halloween venues here:
18
Sep
2009
Trump Marina Craft Beer Festival
WHO LIKES BEER???
This is pretty simple people, so I’m not going to waste your time using witty humor, big words, clever analogies, or a number of poetic devices that I usually masterfully weave to paint this picture for you.
Here’s the equation:
$25 =
Beer, lots of beer, live entertainment, hanging out @ a great bar on the marina, Atlantic City, and beer.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
The Deck @ Trump Marina, Atlantic City, NJ
2pm – 7pm
Here’s just some of the beers that are waiting for you:
Jacks pumpkin spice
Victory fest bier
Magic hat #9
Palm
Moon glow
Hacker-Pschorr October fest
Becks October fest
Bud light Golden wheat
Otter creek October fest
Leinenkugel October fest
Spatten October fest
Flying fish October fest
Harpoon October fest
Brooklyn Post road pumpkin ale
Long trail –bottles
Blue Moon
Rail bender
Magner Cider
Ommegang Witte
Sam Adams
Guinness 25th anniversary
16
Aug
2009
Live Music, Beach @ Tiki Bar // New Jersey Bars Tonight // Point Pleasant, NJ
Hung over? WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s not a cloud in the sky! We headin to the point…
See you all @ Martell’s.
Time to start practicing for Funday Sundays…they’re almost here. So, grab your beach chair, bucket of crisco, and lather up…see you in Point Pleasant…Tiki Bar!
14
Aug
2009
New Jersey Bars Tonight // Drink Specials, Live Music, DJs, Special Events
The weekend’s here!
Click on the picture of my niece (and soon to be god daughter) for this weekend’s live music, drink specials, djs, and events @ 100+ New Jersey bars/clubs/lounges…
(so maybe I am exploiting her way too young)
14
Aug
2009
Live Music, Go Go Gadjet @ The Deck Trump Marina // New Jersey Bars Tonight
You remember this guy? Of course you do.
In a totally unrelated story…it’s really nice out, and sitting outside at the Deck @ Trump Marina is what you should do for your pre-gaming activity tonight. If you’re not sure what pre-gaming is, either you’ve never been to college, or you’re just not a good person. Just kidding, we love you.
Live music on The Deck, @ The Marina, with a drink…7pm – 11pm.
Band = Go Go Gadjet
Bio
This hot, emerging band has been tearing up the Eastern Seaboard for the past two years.
From Killington, VT to Key West, FL, Go Go Gadjet has left its mark on young and old alike. Aiming to bring a concert as opposed to a typical cover band sing along, Go Go Gadjet has risen quickly to heights achieved by few in their field. Performing a repertoire that includes The Beatles, Kanye West, and everything in between, Go Go Gadjet separates themselves from the pack musically through creativeness and versatility.
Visually, these boys are unparalleled. Audience members experiencing shows consistently rave about Gadjet’s unique ability to combine music and sheer rock n roll prowess. When your opportunity arrives, seize the moment to witness a performance you’ll find undeniably amazing. Go Go Gadjet is coming, so prepare yourself for an infectious, unforgettable evening.
